Viagra Nasal Spray Joke



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After going through the therapy, she starts getting hit on by guys who earlier bullied her. She starts having positive thoughts and dreams again. One day she dreams of having sex with her hot Biology teacher. The next day she stays in for office hours and ends up fucking him.

She starts getti . read more

A man enters a brothel.

he talks to the Madame and tells her:” I am an exceptional pervert, i have tried unimaginably disgusting acts, but now i have run out of ideas, do you have something disgusting and unusual for me?”
The Madame tells him to go to a room on the 2nd floor and talk to the girl there.
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TIL the scientific name for mucus in your nose is nasal ejaculent

I heard my buddy talking with a blocked nose and he seemed to be in pain

I asked him “What’s wrong with your nose?”
He said “I got a seenus problem”, with a nasally voice.
I said, “Sinus. You mean sinus?”
He said “No, seenus. I was bangin’ this chick and her husband came home and he seen us.”

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Viagra now comes in a nasal spray.

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Ever try nasal sex?

Nobody really nose about it.

What did the man who blamed his nasal congestion on the federal reserve do in response?

How can you ingest alcohol nasally?

I got some really cool clothing for my tonsils

I would hate to see a diarrhea outbreak.

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The Gym (at 40) – Try and read this without laughing out loud!

For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since playing football 24 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

Called . read more

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Holy Shit!

The neighbors had been complaining that my dogs had been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars so I purchased a humane citronella collar. When a dog barks, it shoots a blast of citronella under their nose and apparently they don’t like it.

This evening I was getting the c . read more

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Ornithology

This joke was told to me by an older man that is a retired engineer.

>Back in the 60’s when I was in engineering school, I needed an easy filler class. I was already loaded down with calculus, physics, and engineering classes, so when I saw Ornithology, I decided to sign up. It only met 1 . read more

A woman goes to the doctor.

And says to him
Woman: “I keep farting all the time and they’re always silent and don’t smell but I know I’m doing it so what do I do?”
Doctor: “okay. I see the problem try this nasal spray for a week and see how that helps.”
So after a week of the woman using the nasal spray she went back . read more

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Jeff the Bellboy

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.

Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, “Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”

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A woman goes to the doctor. [NSFW]

A woman goes to the doctor and says “By Hubbanb li nadal deck.”
The doctor is baffled and says, “I’m sorry, I can’t understand you at all.”
The patient takes a deep breath and tries to speak a bit more clearly: “My hubband like nadal decks.”
The doctor realises what she is trying to say. “Y . read more

An English businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind.

At board meetings, during interviews,in lifts and on trams — it was impossible to control. “But at least I’m fortunate in two respects,” she told her doctor. “They neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you’ll be surprised to know I’ve let two go since I’ve been talking to you.”
The doctor rea . read more

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